Our Quest

 

 

Our Quest is to have a quiff, I mean a sniff of the ultimate crusty sensation: The Dead Sea Scrolls.

 

It's been 50 years since a young Bedouin searching for a goat near the Dead Sea stumbled upon one of the century's most significant archaelogical finds. But all these years later, the Dead Sea Scrolls are still the subject of intense debate. Who really wrote them? What do they tell us about Judaism? Christianity? Who has rightful title to them? And we, at book-sniffing enthusiasts want to know, What do they smell like?

 

An Exhibit at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC
The Exhibition Scrolls from the Dead Sea: The Ancient Library of Qumran and Modern Scolarship shows a selection from the scrolls which have been the subject of intense public interest. Over the years questions have been raised about the Scrolls' authenticity, about the people who hid them away, about the period in which they lived, about the secrets the scrolls reveal, and about the intentions of the scrolls' custodians in restricting access. The Library's exhibition describes the historical context of the scroll and the Qumram community from whence they may have originated; it also relates the story of their discovery 2,000 years later. In addition, the exhibition encourages a better understanding of the challenges and complexities connected with scroll research.

We at book-sniffing enthusiasts, plan to go to the exhibition in Washington, DC, to get our own sniff of the ancient, musty scrolls themselves. Written all those many years ago, we think, for our benefit. So that we can one day discover the aromas, our ancestors left especially for us!


However, there is an institute that has set out to stop us in our quest to sniff the scrolls. They are The Rightful Society for the Prevention of Book Sniffing (RSPBS)

This institute sets out to rid the world of book sniffing. They have been known to:

  1. Slammed jam sandwiches in the pages of innocent books,
  2. Letting clumsy elephants run amok in forests of trees,
  3. Setting fire to Benny's private library! (luckily he had a sprinkler installed!)
  4. Promoting book sites on the internet, thus sales of books have fallen in recent years.
  5. Ambushing leaflet deliverers so they fail to deliver pamphlets to our doors.
  6. They have even sent out books to our prime foe - Bin Laden!
  7. Scenting pages of books to cover up the true aroma.

This group must be stopped, they are causing bedlam all over the UK! Can you imagine what they could do if they get their mits on the Scrolls? We have come up with a group of our own, The Book Sniffing Society for the Prevention of the Rightful Society for the Prevention of Book Sniffing (BSSPRSPBS). We need volunteers to join our society to stop their society! Are you with us? Jolly-ho! Good sport!

We want to organise a charity croquet match, all proceeds go towards us! The money will be spent on our quest to sniff the Dead Sea Scrolls. When we finally get a sniff of them, we will put a detailed description on the site of the aromas we find.

Anyone who wishes to help us in our quest must do so on their own will and at their own risk. Please avoid the RSPBS, tree surgeons and library security on your quest, they are the enemy.

Any followers may e-mail either myself - Bertie, or my co-webmaster - Benny for advice and support on any book-sniffing activity.

Thank-you! Keep book sniffing!

 

 

E-mail us at: booksniffersanon@yahoo.co.uk

 

 

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